Thursday, October 29, 2015

[SMASH] Gamer Tag History

Alright here's the complete story of how I got to be called ®edox.

I don't like just fitting in with crowd; I always have to have something that identifies me and makes me unique. So that's why I play Bowser, Roy Koopaling, Olimar, and Dr. Mario. I play unorthodox mains, mains that nobody plays and are rare to find. Think about it. When was the last time you've ever seen any of my mains in tournament finals? Almost never. Olimar is the exception, because some top players actually use him, but it's still a handful out of the entire elite class of Smash players. The only rare mains that I don't play as mains or subs are Pit and Dark Pit because they honestly suck and Pit is just so...normal and average and nothing really special to him. 
Most of the other rare mains I have as subs, but I don't focus on them that much. I prefer to have a maximum of 4 mains that I train rigorously.

Now the color. 

My favorite colors are actually blue and purple, yet I use only the red skins for my characters. Why? Well it's a pretty eccentric story.
You see, my original 4 characters were Bowser, Wii Fit Trainer, Roy, and Bowser Jr. When I bought Roy I thought it'd be cool to play Roy (FE) and Roy (Koopaling), so I did. After a while, I decided to just make all my characters red like Roy to make it match. Then I ditched human Roy and adapted my unorthodox main rule, adding Olimar in the process. Then I got mad at WFT because her grab range is cancer like seriously it's so bad so I got rid of her. I wanted another main, so I added the worst character in the entire damn roster, Dr. Mario. 

Dr. Mario is actually pretty good. That's all I got to say on that.

So, because I'm so creative and clever, I decided to combine the two aspects of my theme into one word. Red skins and unorthodox mains. ®edox. Why the symbol? Because I'm making sure nobody else steals my name, so I trademarked it.

(I realize that redox is a chemistry term, but that has nothing to do with it. I'm more of a physics person. Just a coincidence.)


Till next time
~®edox

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